Dog Story Help me, Help me!!! By no fault of my own (really, my people got old) I need to find a new place to grow old myself. But they left me with Edwina Scissorhands. She took one look at my scruffy handsome self and just started whacking away at my beautiful brown hair. She had the nerve to say I had ears like a Springer. Such an insult. She also said I was fat!. I prefer to think of myself as portly. Herself obviously has no care for my self esteem. And to add insult to injury she is making me eat green beans, GREEN BEANS!!! She won’t listen when I try to tell her I’m a cookie eating kinda guy. I’ve even tried to impress her with my good manners but all that gets me is one small cookie. And blueberries, which truth be told aren’t that bad. But I digress. I’m starving here. And if she keeps putting me up on that torture table of hers, I’ll be bald. So if you have room in your heart and home and can look past portly and scruffy to see the sweet handsome boy I am, PLEASE come get me. Otherwise you will be seeing a thin, bald shadow. Knox is up to on vaccinations, neutered, heartworm negative and on preventative, has pearly whites from a recent dental. If you are looking for a congenial adult Brittany, please complete the adoption application and mention Knox.