Dear Santa,

I want you to know that I’ve been a very good boy this year. All I want for Christmas is a new family and for Herself to stop feeding me green beans! You see, I am asking for a new family because my old one is in the military, got moved far away and couldn’t take me. Herself said if the military had wanted the family to have a dog, they would have issued them one. This is the same person who feeds me green beans because I am slightly on the heavy side. She thinks she is very funny. Anyway, even she says I am a good boy. She likes that I know my name and come when I am called and am a good house guest. She really is easy to please. And I can tell you that I like everyone, other dogs and even cats. There is nothing better than a person with Cheerios. Herself does not feed me Cheerios. So Santa if you could please put me and a box of Cheerios under the tree of my forever people, I would appreciate it. I promise to be the best dog ever.

Joey is heartworm negative, microchipped, neutered, utd on vaccines and on preventatives.