Hi, Everyone. My name is Captain. At least that’s what people say. Personally, I think it’s my last name ’cause all I hear is “No Captain” “Off Captain” “Come Captain” “Kennel Captain”. I don’t know how you humans keep names straight because sometimes Herself just calls me Noodlehead.

She does that because I’m a big, unruly, baby boy who hasn’t learned a lot. But I tell her I’m willing and she believes me. She also says whoever decides to be my human will have to have the mental strength of Hercules and the patience of Job. That’s ’cause I’m getting ready to hit the terrible twos and haven’t learned a lot. I say I’m willing and Herself believes me. And Herself wouldn’t fib. And to show her she is right,l I went to see the vetty lady today and I was a very good boy. I gave her lots of kisses even when she kept sticking me in the butt with sharp things. Herself gave me a B- for behavior. So if you need a job learning me things then HERE I AM just waiting to show off how smart I really am.

Captain Noodlehead!!

ps I did good sitting at the vetty lady’s office so maybe my name really is “Sit Captain”.

pps Hi,Everyone.  I just wanted you to know that I’m learning stuff slowly but surely and I’m even remembering It.  I’m very proud of myself because I can actually sit and stay for like 5 seconds now.  And I’m not pulling on my new leash (I ate the old one) hardly at all.